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JOHANNA SUICIDE

39 - Straight

Minnesota, United States

Dec 1, 2009 04:37

Let's give this another shot. So I've been looking for the right guy for some time now, but it seems like I only attract the men who aren't interested in a relationship - or even DATING. Yet, I find them on dating sites... Come on, guys, really? I'm looking for a GOOD guy, who likes to spend time doing... whatever. Staying in and watching a movie, going out to a movie, out for drinks, out for a road trip listening to music, going to get a tattoo, taking a walk, going to a concert - anything! I'm up for new things all the time, and I'd like to find someone to experience these things with, and ideally, have a future with. I'm not looking for one-night stands or booty calls. Sorry. I'm looking for a friend & a lover, but it seems totally impossible to come by anymore. What happened to a boyfriend? Someone who tries to win you over? I'd like to find that.
I'm totally into music and art, I love to sing, draw, paint, or make stupid multimedia cartoons or something ridiculous. It'd be nice to find someone who can enjoy these things with me. I also write a lot - just crazy fiction stuff that I never plan on submitting anywhere, I just do it for my own enjoyment.
My family lives about 3 hours away, so it'd be cool to find someone who enjoys these road trips with me and hang out with my totally awesome family. I am very honest about my feelings, wear my heart on my sleeve, I'd like to find someone who can communicate their feelings. I'm actually a pretty quiet girl until you get to know me, or get a couple glasses of wine into me. After I warm up, I'm fun as hell.

I'm spontaneous, funny, I love to laugh. I love to go out for a romantic date, then come home and cuddle, I love PDA, holding hands, etc, in public.

I'm 24, been on lots of useless dates, been through a few useless relationships, and I think it's fair to say that I deserve to be picky in order to find what I want. I'm really attracted to rocker guys (you HAVE to love music), I'm very into tattoos and piercings as long as it's not overboard, I love hair, I'm sorry, I really do need a guy with hair. And facial hair scares me. I'm not into guys that are younger than I am, or shorter than I am. I'm sorry, but that's how she goes. Read on, if you wish.

I am very selective, I know what kind of guy I'm attracted to. If I don't respond to you, I apologize, I am just not into wasting time or leading anybody on. On that note, if we did hit it off and plan to meet up, please, please, PLEASE do not waste my time by sitting with me for 2-3 hours talking, and never talk to me again. I am so not into fake bull****, and if we don't hit it off, you are wasting my precious time which could be spent finding someone else. Whew. Make sense?

Dealbreakers: So I'm looking for a nice guy who can be my partner in crime, my best friend, and someone I can be totally proud of. So I'll let you know the things about me that you may not like, and that are not going to change.
I have 7 tattoos, and plan on getting more. I'm a rocker chick. I change my style all the time. (This will be a good time to say... I have had a few comments about how my photos all look different from one another. If you want a better idea of how I look, ask me, I'll show you some more pics or something. But I'm really sick of the "that one doesn't look like you" BS. They are all me.)
I smoke often, I'll quit one day, but I'm not at that point yet. I don't drink every night or anything, but I do expect to go out from time to time and have a good time. I hate sitting at home every weekend watching the same stuff on TV. My family is the world to me, and they are super chill. If we were together, I'd like to share that part of my life with you.
If this all sounds good to you and we do hit it off, we should come up with a really cool lie about where we met

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