My name ls GordyTut and l love to cook ..... lm 6ft, slim, attractive and was once considered fashionable. l have a dry sarcastic sense of humour and lm so laid back lm ln 1983 " AIthough lm 47. l still enjoy clubbing and jumping about to Progres House Music ( who said white men have no Rhythm )
l was rased and educated by my single mother, who always said l was an accident waiting to happen. However,
she taught us that. * Trust * Reliability * Confidance, are the most lmportant things ln life. So now lm a loyal person
but very direct, lm also lmpulsive and straight talking ! although due to a personal tragedy. l now take every opportunity In life to enjoy myself.
( all my worrying can wait until lm dead )
Top of my wish list .... 6ft blonde with the ability to look like she's always enjoying herself, as l tell everyone how Seriously Gorgeous she ls " also she would never tire of me always wanting to hold her hand, as lm her 2 go shopping for a new Katherine Hamlet / Karen Millen Dress.
( because they R seriously expensive )
So perhaps here are some great suggestions she might have.
* lnsist on having only one bridesmaid at our wedding.
* Convince me to have my stag night "alone" on that female only Greek lsland.
* Demand l stay home most evening's resulting ln me " Licking her lnto a state of memory loss "
l want her to be somebody who ties my shoelaces together " lf lm not looking " then laughing as she's pushes me over.
As lts also unlikely 6ft blondes will be dropping from the sky " l will accept the nearest offer !
PS. lf she ls was also lmmortal that would be excellent !
