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46 - Straight

Leicestershire, United Kingdom

Sep 13, 2013 14:46

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Hey. Thanks for stopping by to check my profile out, I suppose you want to know a few things about me? Well, as it's a sunday afternoon and I can't go down to the pub or find any comics to read I guess I can find the time to give you a few random facts about me...I live in Leicester but have considered moving, I am a tall guy with a quirky sense of humour. I love rock 'n' roll music but also listen to stuff like Massive Attack. I have a pet dog called Spike. I have met Darth Vader. In Tesco, of all places (aint talkin' no jive). My favourite colour is purple. I hate smoking, you might as well pay a tobacco manufacturer tens of thousands of pounds to inflict the infamous death from a thousand cuts on you because it would be a faster more comfortable death! I collect Transformers from the 1980s but don't have many. The last good book I read was The Passage. Can't wait for the movie. I would love to be a ghost hunter but am too chicken. I am too cheeky for my own good so if I tell you something crass like 'you are almost as beautiful as my penis' please don't be offended; I'm just trying to start off some banter or trying to pay you a (back-handed?!) compliment! Well done to those who read all of this crap, feel free to get in touch!

Hey. Thanks for stopping by to check my profile out, I suppose you want to know a few things about me? Well, as it's a sunday afternoon and I can't go down to the pub or find any comics to read I guess I can find the time to give you a few random facts about me...I live in Leicester but have considered moving, I am a tall guy with a quirky sense of humour. I love rock 'n' roll music but also listen to stuff like Massive Attack. I have a pet dog called Spike. I have met Darth Vader. In Tesco, of all places (aint talkin' no jive). My favourite colour is purple. I hate smoking, you might as well pay a tobacco manufacturer tens of thousands of pounds to inflict the infamous death from a thousand cuts on you because it would be a faster more comfortable death! I collect Transformers from the 1980s but don't have many. The last good book I read was The Passage. Can't wait for the movie. I would love to be a ghost hunter but am too chicken. I am too cheeky for my own good so if I tell you something crass like 'you are almost as beautiful as my penis' please don't be offended; I'm just trying to start off some banter or trying to pay you a (back-handed?!) compliment! Well done to those who read all of this crap, feel free to get in touch!

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