I'm as open as a book
as closed as a door
smell like teen spirit
old enough to be mature.
fun enough to be silly
mad enough to be sane
odd enough to be normal
honest enough to be vain.
I'm sexually explicit
sharp enough to be blunt
caring, sharing and loving
but enough to be a cnut.
a swearing, daring thriller
an enigima ready to crack
you've just got to unlock me
to get me in the sack.
I am what you see
nothing I'm sure you'll say
a pictureless profile
requested upon your say.
Ugly enough to be pretty
full of cheek and charm
playful to be a playmate
just get me in your arms.
I am as real as can be
no fake or fictitious tale
and ready to set you free
a teasing, pleasing male.
looking for a girl
hell bent on having fun
leave the games for players
and come to me, the one.
