EVIL ELVIS

55 - Straight

London, United Kingdom

Oct 23, 2012 12:25

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In the ever-present absence of a better photo, I hereby submit my love C.V.

I do whatever I can to stay out of jail. My job enables me to get annoyed at people without repercussion & I get to drink a lot of tea. I’m a regular at my gym; though know little about sport except the football basics that get me through a pub conversation. In the past, I’ve ran clubs, done stand up, been in bands, released records and was a DJ for awhile.

The future, however, requires someone who likes eating out, seeing comedy/ cabaret, travelling if they can afford it and ghost hunting. The ability to dance without others slowing down and stopping to watch would be an advantage. I dress in a 50’s/ 60’s subculture manner, but without looking like a man in his 50’s/ 60’s. And, to answer the biggest question you’ve got, I don’t own a car.

I’m still willing to try new things but only if I’m absolutely convinced it won’t be a waste of time. What do I dislike? Don’t get me started! Conspiracy theories, people who walk around drinking cans of beer, adults who ride their bikes on pavements, the list is endless….

Vital statistics: 5’ 69” (1.7 cm, ) tall, non- smoker, no children, Asian origin, beer belly decreasing. I’ve even read a book.

In the ever-present absence of a better photo, I hereby submit my love C.V.

I do whatever I can to stay out of jail. My job enables me to get annoyed at people without repercussion & I get to drink a lot of tea. I’m a regular at my gym; though know little about sport except the football basics that get me through a pub conversation. In the past, I’ve ran clubs, done stand up, been in bands, released records and was a DJ for awhile.

The future, however, requires someone who likes eating out, seeing comedy/ cabaret, travelling if they can afford it and ghost hunting. The ability to dance without others slowing down and stopping to watch would be an advantage. I dress in a 50’s/ 60’s subculture manner, but without looking like a man in his 50’s/ 60’s. And, to answer the biggest question you’ve got, I don’t own a car.

I’m still willing to try new things but only if I’m absolutely convinced it won’t be a waste of time. What do I dislike? Don’t get me started! Conspiracy theories, people who walk around drinking cans of beer, adults who ride their bikes on pavements, the list is endless….

Vital statistics: 5’ 69” (1.7 cm, ) tall, non- smoker, no children, Asian origin, beer belly decreasing. I’ve even read a book.

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