-I rather enjoy drinking. A lot.
You'll often find me at Stella's, Mulligans, or HopCat. Occasionally I like to hit up GRBC, but only when HopCat's too full.
-Love offensive/crude/disgusting humor.
-Really enjoy cooking/baking. When I have the time.
-I have several piercings. Vertical labrets in each side of my lip, center labret stretched to a 6g (planning on stopping at 0g or 00g). Dermal in my forehead and an 8g septum. I love body modification and tattoos
I'm gross, obnoxious, and will never not laugh at farts. I do have small bouts of intellectually charged conversation, though that usually fizzles down to a poop joke before I can finish my beer.
What am I looking for in a partner?
Someone that will like my crazy hair, weird piercings and can drink me under the table while showing affection through sarcasm and name calling. Oh and maybe the occasional wrestling match that leads into cuddles.
