Poetry in motion, like a whippet up a drain pipe, truly a sight to behold. Passionate about skinny dogs, Motorhead, yogurt, cleaning and tidying and alphabetical order, devoted bookworm and junk market dweller extraordinaire. Quite into Jeremy Kyle, Deal or No Deal and Dog the Bounty Hunter. I mind my manners and strike up conversations with random strangers on regular basis.
When I fancy a walk on the wild side, a little danger, I nick chocolate brownies from my local Tesco, smuggling them out in my pockets.
In summary, a well adjusted and balanced human being.
