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SUPERMULE

41 - Straight

Dorset, United Kingdom

Apr 27, 2013 21:56

I lost a needle in a hay stack once and found it. My carpet hoovers itself. Everyday is my lucky day. I'm 5'11" on paper but 6'10" when you tickle me. I have more fun than my roommates, except when they are having a LOT of fun. i bake 30 minute brownies in 20 minutes flat. i know the exact location of every item in the supermarket. i always pick the most fullest and symetrical christmas trees. When you meet me the pleasure will be all yours. I hate fantasies because they always come true. I don't pay attention to fashion because it is always a step behind. I once climbed Mount Everest, Mount Kilamanjaro, and K-2 using only one bottle of oxygen and a bag of musili.

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