Well, I'm basically a hairy ninja and I've also completed the Internet, thought I'd give this a look to see if I can happen across someone interesting, I appear to solely attract lunatics for some reason, and not the good sort.
I like and do lots of interesting and fun things which would be counterproductive spamming this judgment box with, generally my day to day life ends up as one big obscure stand-up comedy routine. I'm absolutely fine with this. And whilst it'll never quite make Lyall Watson level of literature it would fuel an interesting and hilarious book. I can mostly be found flying about on skateboards all over the place or going on little trips in an old volkswagen when I'm not at work shouting Archer quotes at people.
I make decent giant vegetarian enchiladas and give pretty good head rubs.