A Byronic hero, an excellent conversationalist I'll keep you riveted right up until I break your heart. If you want a man to impress you and sweep you off your feet before slipping away into the night I am your story book mysterious, magnetic, charismatic and enchanting piece of meat.
Never pretentious. Never a hipster.
Seriously, I'm an economics teacher in an international college. My hours are long and argous and I use this as an excuse to be repulsive and decadent at the weekend. I drink very heavily (only at weekends) and I don't smoke as I'm worried it'll make me impotent. I am absolutely scrupilous with my money, often refusing to spend it on food preferring to eat other people's leftovers. Most of my diet is supplemented through skipping (reclaiming food which has been thrown away by supermarkerts and sandwich shops).
I'm not a gentleman and if you don't like boys like that I can be your bit of rough.