It's more than a bit of body modification.
It's more than a hair colour or style.
It's beyond a taste in music.
And it's certainly not a fashion!
... Being truly alternative is about your attitude.
For me life is about having FUN. I like to laugh and I like seeing other people laugh! And i like laughing at other people! Point at them. And poke them with sticks
I also like MAKING other people laugh .. Preferably WITH me but AT me will suffice 
And if they don't I pour urine through their letterboxes..Not enough people enjoy a good belly-laugh nowadays ..
Do i sound like a clown? Probably - but I'm not - at least not 24/7
.. I can have a 'grown-up' conversation and I'm passionate about a few things .. Animals and our treatment of them, for example. And I have a social conscience too (care for an argument?) - although you may not think it at times haha! 
(No - that doesn't mean I smash up my local McDonald's every May!)So what about me? Well .. Some of these are a little subjective but here goes; Intelligent, funny, articulate, intellectual, considerate, witty, optimist, thoughtful, adventurous (steady!), loyal, loving and HAPPY
I'm a straight walker and a straight talker .. If I had to pick a single word to describe me it would be 'Unconventional'. I'm active and like to travel when possible. Especially on two-wheels! I certainly get around the UK as much as I can as I enjoy the open road and a decent event at the end of it. Gives me an opportunity to whip my camera out and have a beer .. I love a live band and a good gig! Rock, Punk or Metal preferred but I'm open to most things which aren't 'mass-produced'. I also do a bit of amateur photography (calm down!) and enjoy working with digital images. Yes, I'm always looking for a new model - No, not one of THOSE models!
I'm also more than happy to perform those public displays of affection. So - I'm MORE than happy to hold your hand .. And I LOVE trivia!! You know - useless facts. The difference between the HIGHEST mountain and the TALLEST mountain .. Or the fact that a human being has 46 chromosomes but a potato has 48 .. And there is more genetic diversity in a troop of 50 Chimps than there is in the ENTIRE human race! (So all you girls that state "My DNA is what makes me unique!" had better starting thinking again about that 'uniqueness'
Hehehe - So if I'm going to watch TV I'm happy enough with QI. Although, to be honest, I don't really watch TV. I do, however, LOVE a good film or drama. I'm also fascinated by the Cosmos. How the universe works - did you know that EVERY atom in your body came from the heart of a distant star? Wonderful stuff! I like to learn new things and new experiences..*update* Please have a picture. I don't want to be chatting to someone that turns out to be my mates taking the piss! (Yes it HAS happened! hahaha)
