Looks –
1) Tattoos – Not a must, but if you got’em… Sweet! Hands, arms, forearms, neck, chest, etc.
2) 5ft to 5ft 9in.
3) Hair – Pink, Blue, Green – Not a must, but would be awesome. Crazy Sammy Hager hair is very cool.
4) Please no one with pics on their profiles with the camera facing downward or with Instagram glows and effects… we all know what that means…. Let’s just agree to disagree…
.. I’m no skin and bones, but I’m not interested in “Thick”, “Curvy” or “BBW’s”. Average build would be nice.5) Eye color is not important.
6) A girl who wears Vans shoes or Chucks is is stylin’…. It’s speaks volumes to me about your character.
7) No Mossy Oak. I really don’t care if you are a Seahawks Super Fan.
8) I you have designs and/or Rhine stones or bedazzled junk on the asre of your pants….. Totally disqualified.
9) If you think Avril Lavigne is Punk….. Please keep moving.
Brains – A must!
1) Please be into books… the more subjects, the better. ( You will be launched into the sun if you like anything associated with the word “Twilight” in it!)
2) Philosophy, world history, world religion, beat poets, classics and just plain weird stuff is great.
3) Dry humor, sick jokes…. And polite antidotes just to get a kick out of strangers… is pure gold.
4) If you’re good at math… please… I need help… Ha!
5) Radicalism and random thoughts… a must.
6) If you have to take valium to go into the mall just to ease the pain…. I would totally push little old ladies into puddles just so you didn’t have to get your kicks wet crossing the street… ( Ref: Sick Humor)
7) If you feel the need to Face Book your every step and emotion of your day to day tasks, like tying your shoes or what toaster settings to use…. PLEASE keep moving.
Music -
IDM, Drum & Bass, Punk ( Older the Better) Death Metal, Grindcore, Indie Hip Hop ( No Jay-z or Little Wayne!) groups like DJ Egadz, Edison, any artists on Celestial or Kidwithoutradio Labels, or the like.. Books on tape would be in the qualifying run…. ?
Age – Now here’s the deal breaker!
Range - 22 to 30. I am 39, but I am not an old fart. I am not “trying” to be “young” or do the older guy with a younger girl thing either. I’m not into the same BS that guys my age are, and find it even more discouraging being around dudes my age here in the Army. I just don’t find it fun to be around bitter older woman my age that’s been divorced and are looking for “Long walks on the Beach” or “Exotic Get-a-ways”. Even though, I like to travel. I like wearing Dhickies pants, old t-shirts and have tattoos. I’m still into graffiti and hip hop culture (again, no Jay-z or Little Wayne!) and love having Metalacolypse marathons.
DISCLAIMER
I’m just being honest about what I like. I’m on this site, because I don’t have very many opportunities to run into chicks that I am interested in. Like I said before, I’m just being true to myself and it would be awesome to find someone like that.
A little about me – (If you’ve made it this far, you probably already know what kind of guy I am.)
I am a Father. I totally love it. I have two totally amazing and crazy kids. My daughter is my little lady and means the world to me. She is 8. My Son is like the Tasmanian Devil on the Bugs Bunny cartoons… He loves to give hugs and will randomly bust out in public with “One for the Treble, Two for the Bass”….. When the mood hits… that’s just how he rolls! He's 4.
I am Separated. AND… I have a great relationship with the “Soon-to-be-Ex”. Just for the record, there is no chance in hell we would ever getting back together. But, we’re cool. No drama, as well. She has a boyfriend who is very cool and we keep it together like a big family. We want our kids to have their parents close by, not seen very much in this day and age. Usually divorces go down bad and the kids get the sh*t end of the stick. We want them to grow up in the same neighborhood and go to the same schools. It’s not their fault it didn’t work out.
I’m in the Army. I am not a bone head soldier. I am prior service Navy and came back in to the military to take care of my family and a mixture deep down pride for my countrymen and patriotism. It is not my plan to retire in the Army. It’s just my day job for now.
I like to be creative. I love electronic music. It is my hobby and passion to produce and perform live. I am not chasing a dream, even though I was released and played on the radio. It’s just my creative outlet. I find artistic expression in cooking … new foods and old standards. IPA beers and good wines are cool. Going places to try new stuff is great.
Basically…. I just feel I was at my most happiest when I dated and went out with woman in my description. Just to be clear on the subject, I am not looking for a stand in for an old girlfriend or anything like that. I just want to find someone on the same level. The same likes, distastes and tastes. I want to look forward to getting together, not just to get laid, but to find out what craziness you got into today, this week or whenever we might get together. Or, if you found some crazy dive bar you want to check out… what record store you found in the cut somewhere. Someone who can take what they dish out…. And laugh it off.
Anyways, if you are interested in having fun, just being able to dig the times spent together and have any questions about me, I would be more than happy to respond with a thousand or more words! … Ha!
