I really hate filling these things in, but all you need to know is that I'm a MASSIVE geek. I don't mean one of those 'cool' hipster geeks. I'm talking Dungeons and Dragons and Warhammer 40k in High School while the 'cool' kids were out getting laid. There's a high probability that I look better in photographs than I do in real life. Furthermore, my best feature is my teeth. I have good teeth. Which is weird, because I'm British and apparently we have bad teeth.