I am looking for someone who drinks like a fish, hates dancing, does not talk during films and has money to spare.
I won’t open doors for you, in fact be careful as I will likely trip you up as you go through the door for a good old laugh....
Must not have any baggage in the shape of ex boyfriends or husbands still on the scene.
No kids or dogs but will accept cats as they are less maintenance.
Preferably blonde but may consider others except gingers and preferably above 5ft 5.
Top of the lot. Must have a sense of humour.
If you believe all that then its time to give up , I'm a genuine bloke who loves life and wants to share it with a like minded woman.
Thanks you've been a lovely audience good night
