SO MANY OF YOU WILL FALL BY THE WAYSIDE...LETS SEE WHO ACTUALLY GETS IT!.......(DONT BE AFRAID LOL)
NO MORE SUGAR COATINGS!!!!....Caked with make-up...false as fook,.ne crack aye thats CRACK not watever the fook craic is ?? Then im not interested...if your not happy with your looks or insecure...keep fooking looking...are you needy or clingy?? Cos yee's can fook off inal...Stuck up anyway shape or form...DO ONE ....HONESTYS THE BEST POLICY....cant abide drug sniffing mongs..smokers rule snorters drool...if your reading this...how boring is your life right now haha...just thought fook it lets be real here and not waffle about the normal s**te...the only profiles i can actually remember are the profiles with the least clothes on or the dortiest looking haha..same with every bloke on here...only problem Is none of them would actually admit it..well except me cos unlike the rest of the tools on here i can actually get a shag when ever i want one....its called the TOON fooking desperate COONTS..NO BBW i can reach me own lightbulbs and dont shot-putt so have ne use for ya.(fair play for being honest tho) (;0)) DO NOT MSG ME IF YOU HAVE TOOK A PHOTO OF YOURSELF IN THE MIRROR EITHER, COS IT LOOKS LIKE YOUVE GOT NE MATES..SO WHY THE F**K WOULD I WANNA KNOW YOU?????......if someone happens to read this and thinks hmm i think hes canny...im not ama coont All of us are, its just meeting the coont you can tollerate the most...anyway theres my (UPDATE)...il be safe in the knowledge that me nice swear words will be replaced in your mind by the real ones!!....i love how you's all claim to be "trying this internet dating out" inal.......AYE RIGHTO........
( IT WAS BROUGHT TO MY ATTENTION THAT I SOUND LIKE A PRICK...BUT RATHER A PRICK WHOS HONEST, THAN A COMPLIMENTARY LYING CUTN)
and one last thing...why isit there isnt one woman on this site to admit to taking drugs...."i know you smoke a little weed right, whyd ya say that unc?....COS YOUR LIPS TURNING BLACK" haha
Wake up every morning to the sound of ROCK? Cos i do.
im into playing guitar/singing..,listening to music and having a laugh and a bit drink, im outgoing, str8 forward..and just want to meet like minded women for fun times and good laughs, love all kinds of music, esp indie and rock music.
Foo fighters.. killers ..kol..white stripes..bloc party ..the maccabees..we are scientists..everything everything ..the foals ..blur ..Radiohead..manic street preachers.. arctic monkeys.. The Beatles.. the who ..muse..RATM..oasis..gotye..kiss ..nirvana.. the hives..Upp feat jeff beck.. the smiths..foster the people..the rakes..the wombats..the temper trap..the strokes..joy division..moby..the black keys...ray charles (legend)..James Brown..tenacious d.. Ian brown..Dire straits.. RHCP..hard fi..mumford and sons..counting crows..kasabian..travis..the stone roses..maverick sabre..bob marley..al green..luther vandross..Michael Jackson..usher..Fleetwood mac.....50
cent..DMX..snoop dogg ..dr Dre...Etc etc
Oh nd dont lie saying you gan to the gym when youve blatently never seen a fooking gym in your life!
Who wants to lie about who they are for popularity anyways...............its overated!
YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!
DON'T WASTE MY TIME AND I WONT WASTE YOURS! (update time) The Beatles are amazing....FACT!
DONT ACCEPT BEING AN OPTION...MAKE YOURSELF A PRIORITY.
WHATS THE CRACK WITH LASSES ON HERE WITH BFS?? I MEAN IF THERE LIKE ME I CAN UNDERSTAND, BUT IF NOT STOP BEING SLAGS AND SEE TO YOUR BLOKE'S......DISGUSTING!!
P.S...IF I DIVNT MSG YOU BACK ITS COS I WOULDNT TAKE YOU RATTIN.
RESTRICTED PROFILES FOR DRUGS,INTIMATE ENCOUNTERS,GF, ANY OF THE BOLLOX...ARE YOU WOMEN REALLY THAT DUMB TO THINK IF A BLOKE DOES ANY OF THAT SHTI AND DIDNT WANT YOU TO KNOW HE JUST WOUDNT DISCLAIM IT..DIDNT THINK LASSES WERE THAT RETARDED THESE DAYS...BUT I SUPPOSE WERE ALL SURPRISED SOMETIMES....THERES A LESSON IN THERE SOMEWHERE..IF YOU THINK YOU FIGURE IT OUT..GISA MSG.
A WISE GIRL ONCE SAID....What a joke this place is, no one is ever what they seem, you slags want it all..... well noone is perfect!
so to sum it up you can say what you like, I'll believe you! Do as you wish, I'll think your being genuine! Get involved.... I'll think you meant it because that's just the person I am, gullible naive and always see the best in people... Walking disaster!! it's anyone's game!
Probably took more blows than brad pitt in a brothel, do your worst, I'll get back up because being nice gets you absolutely nowhere, your caring gets perceived as being too full on and your holding back is perceived as not being interested, rant rant rant.... How hard is it to respect and love someone that thinks the world of you???
Lulling someone into a false sense of security is a mugs game, honesty is the most important thing for me, im guarded for a reason, try me? I've been through enough sh*t to last a life time and I'm still standing!!
AND I COULDNT OF SAID IT BETTER
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