If you think black isn't a colour......
You think 'Coldplay' is rock music....
You hate dog hair.....
You don't appreciate beards.....
You think wool clothing is too itchy.....
You drink wine coolers.....
Your profile pics are all via webcam.....
You believe the ducky face makes you look s*xy....
If any of these traits are your's, obviously you're on the wrong profile.
Keep looking, there are lots of Douchebags on here for you.