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CFS361565

60 - Straight

North Carolina, United States

Oct 8, 2012 22:26

A horse and a chicken were playing on a farm. The horse fell in a mud pit and got stuck. the chicken ran for help. He got the farmers Mercedes from the barn and pulled the horse out. The next day the chicken gets stuck but the horse says "grab onto my penis and i will pull you out". The moral of the story is: WHEN YOU ARE HUNG LIKE A HORSE YOU DONT NEED A MERCEDES TO PICK UP CHICKS.

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