I'M A MASSIVE FREAKY CHUBBY-FUNSTER!
I DON'T REPLY TO WINKS. Talk to me for f**k sake.
I'm actually Katie Rigden. I live within Whitstable within Kent.
THE BAD STUFF FIRST:
I'm a very full-on person, I don't beat around the bush (that sounds like sexual domestic abuse), I always tell people what i truly think and I'm not afraid of hurting feelings.
I can come off as quite aggressive, but i guess that's a mix between excitement and talking loudly, and fast. I have absolutely NO TACT. None at all. I once shouted c**t at a small child in the middle of Tesco (IT GOT IN MY WAY.)
I Don't like people, the human race. I hate everyone I encounter, until they give me a reason to like them, it may sound petty or just "mean" (such a pussy word), but I can't help it, it's just the way i am. I don't like myself a lot, even though i may come across as vane or egotistical most times, I guess i pretend to like myself so perhaps one day I'll actually believe it. Or i just change my mind a lot (which i really f**king do.)
I swear a lot.
I smoke a lot.
I'm Fat.
I can be very territorial and jealous.
I have Borderline Personality Disorder.
THE GOOD(ish) STUFF:
BUT I'm not all bad! (I don't think so anyway.)
Apparently I'm really funny, I'm always making people laugh, i love to make people laugh and not just my friends, total strangers too lol. Even though i have a very strange sense of humor (think Ricky Gervais, Peter Kay, Bill Bailey and Sean Lock.)
I'm very approachable, i have no idea why, people just like to bother me. I make friends very easily, but most of the time i just choose not too.
I'm generous, I always give homeless/poor/beggars money, and if i have no money, I'll give them my cigarettes or my food/drink. Whenever i have money, half of it goes on taking my friends/family out or just buying them little presents.
I love animals, I only have 2 cats (Geri and Gromit) and 2 hamsters (Pixie-Mouse and Piglet.) I will look and pet any animal all day! My favorite animals are cows, they are just so cute!
I can be really thoughtful and romantic, if someone deserves it (but I'm not a pussy lol.)
I'm extremely affectionate, cuddly (i give amazing hugs because I'm so pillow-like,) BUT I'm never clingy, i can't stand that, i need my own space, some alone time. I'm really independent.
I'm really "cool" apparently, i don't really know what this means, but people like to say it a lot.
I'm intelligent, I have an IQ of 130, I mean I'm not a genius, but i know a lot about everything lol, and i have insane common sense (even though i choose to ignore it most times lol.)
I am very open minded, I think anything can happen, out of any situation, at any time.
I've been though a lot of bad things in my life, and somehow I'm still here, so i can relate to most things, which means I'm very understanding, have great compassion and empathy. I'm also good at giving advice apparently.
I am studying my BA Hons Fine Art Degree at The University for the Creative Arts in Canterbury, I studied my first year at the Winchester School of Art, but i moved to a closer university because I missed my family. I have just finished my 2nd year.
I left school at 14 and went to study Fine Art at Canterbury College, I studied it there for 4 years straight (and got top grades) and went straight to uni after that. So I have been studying Fine Art for almost 7 years straight.
I am planning on becoming an art tutor at Canterbury College.
I'm also a unrealistic Photographer, a scary Author, a REALLY s**t Bass Player and frightening Singer.
I'M REALLY GOOD AT:
Embarrassing people, Doing REALLY s**t impressions, Making people laugh, Cleaning, Talking over people, Teaching, Cooking, Waddling like a penguin, Science, Singing, Caring for animals, Giving people advice, Photography, Being there for people, Fighting, Haggling, Intimidating, Frightening, Cuddling, Planning things, Art? YOU DECIDE:- http://therigden.tumblr.com/
THE FIRST THINGS PEOPLE NOTICE ABOUT ME:
My BIG/BRIGHT hair, My AWESOME t*ts, My MASSIVE ass and hips, My GREENY eyes, My PUNK-ASS clothes, My BOOMING voice, My SHWEET tattoos, My ELEVEN piercings, My TWO micro-dermal piercings and My TWO 22mm tunnels/plugs.
MOVIES:
DJango, Inglorious Bastards, Die Hard, Warm Bodies, Mega Mind, Interview with a Vampire, Hercules, Harry Potter, Anchor Man, Shawshank Redemption, Role Models, Scott Pilgrim vs the world, Batman, Avengers, Iron Man, The Hulk, Captin America, Hotel Transylvania, 50 First Dates, Indiana Jones, Sherlock Holmes, Corpse Bride, Watchmen, Fight Club, Star Trek, Whip It, Juno, Tangled, Shrek, Hannibal, Beauty and the Beast, Red Dragon, Kick Ass, Coraline, That's My Boy.
BOOKS:
Harry Potter, The Catcher In The Rye, Warm bodies, Skellig, Frankenstein, Interview with a Vampire, The Picture of Dorian Grey, The Night Circus, The Taken, Sunshine, Twilight, Walking Disaster, Extraordinary Sketchbooks, This is NOT a Book.
MUSIC:
My Chemical Romance, Death Spells, Mindless Self Indulgence, The Used, 30 Seconds to Mars, David Bowie, The Darkness, Panic! At the Disco, Foo fighters, AC/DC, Blink 182, Muse, Biffy Clyro, Queen, Three Days Grace, Seether, Slipknot, Stone Sour, Rage Against The Machine, Avenged Sevenfold, System of a down, New Found Glory, sex pistols, Alien Ant Farm, White Stripes, Angels and Airwaves, Metallica, HIM, Pendulum, Keane, Jimmy Eat World, Linkin Park, Fall Out Boy, The Offspring, Aerosmith, Killswitch Engage, All American Rejects, Sum 41, Black Eyed Peas, Blondie, Bloodhound Gang, Bowling For Soup, Paramore.
MESSAGE ME IF: Your looking for something different, a new experience, something out-of-this-world, and someone to get f**ked with.
DON'T YOU DARE: Message me if your boring, uninteresting, normal, stupid, selfish, a t**t basically.
DON'T YOU DARE EVEN MORE: Contact me if your looking for a f**k. I am NOT like that.
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