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ELVIS FROM HELL!

55 - Straight

Berkshire, United Kingdom

Aug 15, 2019 14:59

I'm Simon
Pleased to meet you.

Since I'm now old enough to be most peoples' grandfather on here, I'm more interested in finding a couple of smart and creative lady musicians (bassist and drummer) to rock out with and leave mouths hanging open in wonder at what just hit them.

Quick-witted, intelligent, honest, caring, friendly, God fearing, and REAL. Slim, athletic, fit and flexible (from ballet training). Brave, savvy and fairly well grounded for an artistic, spiritual revolutionary, full of contradictions,
and hope I've earned the beautiful to match.

I take life with a pinch of salt and people as they come. I like curious and sensitive people who aren't absolutely full of themselves, and who have more questions about life than answers. I'm painfully free-spirited and I've survived this far by being mobile, spartan, and very much in the world but not of it. I'm much more your easy-going, healthy and optimistic surfer type, and you'll only ever catch me on the dark side in the fist of Thor camp waving the sign of Baphomet if I was sent there undercover to cut the head off of their king; so steer clear of me if you have any kind of issue with that. You know who you are, and I don't take prisoners!

Oh, and by the way, I like to talk to and share the world with animals, which means I don't eat 'em or hurt 'em. Critters included. Hope you don't either, otherwise you might mess with my horse whispering, telepathic, mojo thang. I like cats and cat people. Dogs follow you around a bit too much for my liking.

Share the love. Get in touch and say hi. You can add me on BBM: 22DF57D1 if you are technologically that way inclined and as out of date as me. I log on here using a Blackberry phone, which is a bit slow, but who wants to be trapped indoors behind a computer screen and hooked into the grid too much anyway.

X*_*X

Ciao and miouw!

Simon

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