~Watch me sing, watch me dance, watch me swing the lies. Oh how they slither upon my lips, eager to please, eager to fight. I may appear odd and a bit different, yet none have dared to scale this wall. Are you friend or foe, my lovely reader? That twinkle in my eye is directed towards you. Will you meet my standards of awesomeness, or fall short of the glory of friendship? I pray Lady Luck is on your side.~