I'll actually do this profile thing later. Right now, I just want to get across that I'm presently in Phoenix, I know almost no one, and I'm trying to branch out. The brunt of what I'm looking for:
1. Integration into the local subcultures.
2. Casual s*x with a woman that can also be my friend. I find it's better to have a friend that just happens to help you get off from time to time than to have a strictly sexual business partner. Takes away from the sexual fun. Also, friends are more likely to be consistent.
3. A third bullet to place on my profile to make this whole thing sound much more planned out.
That being said, I'm not opposed to a relationship, I'm just not actively seeking one. That's usually a sign that you're frightened of being alone and are therefore not secure in who you are. I'll totally still sleep with you, but while you're busy having your insecurities indulged, you should probably think over that previous statement and start viewing yourself in a better light.
Again, this is a place-holder profile description. Pay no mind...