Partner in crime needed:
Job requirements
- Ability to maneuver in small confined spaces.
- Ability to laugh at yourself and silly jokes.
- Must have superpower.
- Must smell good as strong bad odors distract my henchmen and occasionally knock them unconscious.
- Must be willing to listen to music and stargaze.
Prerequisites
- Minimum 5 years experience of being awesome.
- Minimum 3 years experience being ok with who you are inside.
- Knowledge of thermonuclear power/thermodynamics/chemistry a plus.
Benefits
-Someone who will listen and actually give a crap about you.
-Someone who will brush the hair or tears from your eyes and let you know it's gonna be ok.
-Someone to play tag with and/or swing and make you laugh your Heine off like a big kid.
-Having a handyman around to fix things for you.
-Someone who will stimulate your intellect with humor and random knowledge.
-Someone to make out with... Tee hee!
-Position is long-term after an evaluation period.
Does this sound like you? Apply today!
Look you either get my humor or you don't. These are the jokes kid, roll with it.
