Me: 30. Black. Super tall. Football player's build, but not football player's brain. Kinda hates football, in fact. Loves film, books, music, food, video games. Secretly a metalhead. Great, unfiltered, impossible-to-offend sense of humor. In a very happy, stable, polyamorous, open relationship. Dating would be great. Open to something less complex for someone awesome enough.
You: Preferably over 25, under 55. Loves at least some combination of the film, books, music, food, video games group. Speaks, spells, and uses perfect English. Yes, even in email and text. Which also means if you send me a one-sentence, zero context response, I'm automatically assuming you're a spambot, and treating the message as such. Hard drug and disease free. Knows how to share. See above Re: sense of humor. ZERO drama or baggage. No, being in a poly relationship does not mean drama is inherent.
Im not asking too much, right? Right. So, email me.
