I once found some really cool skates at age 9 at a swap meet... I begged for them and finally got them, I thought they were cool so I had to try them on... The problem was that I never skated before this point in my life and this swap meet was basically one giant slanted ramp drive in... As I stood up, I started slowly moving... To the point were I am flailing my arms around and screaming while people just stared... I ended up crashing on top of a food table with various colors on my shirt... Did I learn my lesson... NOPE... I put them back on and tried again ... That basically should give you an idea about who I am