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CHRISCO28

40 - Straight

SA, Australia

Nov 26, 2017 00:59

I believe it was Descartes who said 'I am, what i am'... No, it was Popeye the sailor man. (it's so easy to get those two dudes mixed up)

Now, I know what you're thinking
"That has to be the most boring photo i've ever seen in my life!"
And while you're not wrong, let me explain why. You see, the thing is, is that my levels of awesomeness are too high to be captured on film. I know, I know. Sounds impossible right? WRONG! Human technology has not yet been able to capture awesomness levels of this magnitude. Don't believe me? There's only one way to find out.....

Actually, now that I think about it, it's probably best that you don't meet me. My awesomeness levels may be too much to bear and I wouldn't want to be responsible for any inadvertant head-explosions or psychotic breaks from reailty.

I'm into Rock/metal, from Nirvana and Pearl Jam, to Strapping Young Lad and Opeth. Some classical (currently learning to play Beethoven's 'moonlight sonata' on my bass) and Victor Wooten (if you know who he is, your awesome -regardless).
I play guitar and bass. I want an army of mutant space monkeys, who fling radio-active poo to help me complete my plans for world domination.

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