Not a chav, I just like caps 😂
- Low mileage (low number of exes)
- Reliable (never cheated, never will)
- Cheap to run (powered by Pepsi Max Cherry and sleep)
- Verified as genuine (ask my Mum)
- Plenty of head room (6'2")
- 1 key (to my heart.... come on, Dad jokes!)
- General age-related marks
- Customer to inspect prior to purchase
- No warranty, sold as seen
- First registration: 1987
