Old enough to be everyone's Dad. World travelled and Worldly Wise, but currently prone to staying indoors whenever possible. It is too peopley outside and inside is where I keep all of my stuff.
More than happy to chat to anyone. After all...everyone has an interesting story to be heard, right?
Won't send you an unwanted picture of my Gentleman Sausage.
Won't ask questions about your bottom and what may or may not go in there.
Probably will almost cross a line with regards to Dark Humour and Flirt Limitations.
I don't own a flag but if I did it would probably be a red one.
Can be bribed to relocate with Energy Drinks and junk food.