I can't tell you why you would like me. That's for you to decide. Besides would you even believe me? Is anyone who they say they are in social media bios? I mean sometimes I don't even like me. Take a risk. Come sit with me while I clean. Let's go do some boring task like shopping or laundry. Be my body double while I give my dogs a bath. Like f**k a date let's do real life s**t. Sure going out is fun but are you someone I wanna stand in line at the dmv with? The only way you'll ever know if you like me is if you try.