Hey. My name is Ashley. I’m only interested in a tattooed bisexual MtF trans person!! A trans woman that is extremely Gothic-looking and literally actually looks exactly like Michael who is the lead vocalist of the band Kuza!
Before you contact me, please just use look up images of him on Google so you can know what he actually looks like!!!! If you don’t know who the heck I’m talking about! LOL.
Yes, I have crazy af standards!! If you don’t like it, just go away! Simple!…Also, if you want to date me, you have to also meet ALL of these other requirements for me to even consider you:
1. You must live in the upstate NY area in the 518.
2. You must have your own car that you drive!!
3. You must be an unemployed neurodivergent that is living off of disability income just like I am!!
4. Be a bisexual trans woman
5. Be exremely Gothic-looking and wear eyeliner and paint your fingernails black and be really great at doing all sorts of Goth makeup styles!
6. Literally look exactly like Michael Kuza in every pretty much every single way from facial features, same amount of tattoos, same piercings, stretched ears, same eyes and same teeth, same facial expressions, same eyebrows, etc…I mean A doppelgänger!
7. Must be a proud feminist and a radical Leftist and Satanist and an anarchist Punk and be really into Progressive politics!
8. Must love cuddles and hugs and affection and be extremely nurturing and sensitive and sweet and affectionate and the soft and gentle type
9. Must be completely non-judgmental of me and a very understanding person.
10. Must be somebody that has never been punished or gotten in any kind of trouble with your parents before and has a really great relationship with your family and was always allowed to do whatever you wanted when you were growing up and was always given freedom and has a totally healthy relationship with your parents and doesn’t hate or resent your parents and has respect for them. No trauma or baggage! You should share my beliefs on gentle parenting too! Period!
11. Must be child-free by choice and doesn’t have children and doesn’t ever want any your own!
12. Even though you don’t want kids you have to be the type that loves being around love being around infants and toddlers and helping other people take care of them! So that would mean you must enjoy babysitting infants and toddlers as much as I do! Yes, that includes feeding the babies and then change their messy diapers afterwards too! And you should apply a lot of diaper rash cream on the kid’s private areas for every diaper change too! So if you’re this nurturing around babies even if you don’t even have kids of your own, I will consider you a big sweetheart!
(So this entire part along with the being Goth and looking like Michael Kuza, is extremely important!)
13. It’s important that you love all animals and critters!! Even bugs and insects!! All animals too! You shouldn’t hate or dislike a single animal/critter!
14. You must be my age!
Note: If you know for a fact that you actually truly DO meet ALL Fourteen of these requirements 100% please text me the hint word “exude” in all capital letters at + 1 (5 1 8 ) 6 8 8 - 4 3 8 7 but if you don’t really meet all of these 14 requirements, then leave me alone!! Don’t skip any! You will be ignored! Thanks.
I will NOT respond to anything you send me on this site! Just text me if you meet all my requirements! Thanks.
