Ding dong, hello there, Joker here!! Yes, that's right kiddies, your good 'ol uncle J, the Clown Prince Of Crime himself has returned to Altscene!! Why? It's because, the apple of my eye, my pumpkin pie, who was supposed to be my life-long partner in crime, my dear Harley Quinn that I have been with since last November has let this clown off of his leash and this clown is officially free from the shackles of love that was completely dragging me down!! Why does that mean? It means that I am free at last, completely free to do whatever I want!!! And no one, no superhero in tights and no Batman can stop meh!! As for Harley, she's gone, history, and completely dead to me!
Trying to fill a Harley-sized hole in my life? How adorable! But listen closely... I don't do 'rebound chicks.' I do chaos. I need someone to help me pull the punchline, not just sit in the audience. Read that carefully, precious?
I'm an open book, you can ask yours truly anything and everything and I will give ya a straightforward and an honest answer. That's one of the great things about being The Joker. I can say and do whatever I want because I just do things for fun and for my own amusement and that also means I enjoy oversharing information about myself on a dating site like this even though I don't really have to. I just want to because its fun and for me writing is very therapeutic.
To save yourself the trouble of messaging yours truly, I thought I'd tell ya some very interesting facts about myself to prove to ya that I'm an open book.
1. I was born on Christmas Day, which means I'm a Capricorn and it could explain a whole lot about muah.
2. I don't have kids.
3. I was never married.
4. I don't actually live in Gotham City, but if ya think about it, Philadelphia could be pretty close to a real life Gotham City.
5. I'm an only child.
6. I'm an eBay and a Poshmark vendor.
7. Yes, I have a tattoo and I'm planning on getting more in the future. In fact, my plan is to have a duality theme going on with a combination of Batman and The Joker, with Harley Quinn mixed in.
8. Eating food puts a smile on my face, especially bacon cheeseburgers, pizza, cheesesteaks, Eyetalian food, Mexican food and Filipino food.
9. I absolutely love sweets and that means, cheesecake, cookies, pie, brownies and anything that contains chocolate.
10. With that being said, I also love peanut butter absolutely makes me smile and that means I enjoy eating anything that contains peanut butter. like, for example, Reeses are my favorite brand of candy. I love peanut butter cookies, peanut butter ice cream and peanut butter cake.
Real name: HAHA!! You must be joking(pun intended), I don't give up the goods for free, if ya wanna know what my real name is, then, all ya gotta do is just ask yours truly nicely. C'mon, don't be afraid to message yours truly, I don't bite, much, HAHA!!
I know, isn't it funny? For a guy who claims he has nothing to hide and isn't afraid to tell the whole word about himself he keeps his real name a secret on a dating site.
What am I looking for in a potential partner in crime? Someone who is just as crazy as I am and someone who can match my madness. So, in other words, someone who can be the next Harley Quinn, just without the emotional, immature and childish baggage the previous clown girl possessed.
If you're wondering, then, NO, I am not a Joker cosplayer! It's just that, my reality is much different than yours and everything and anything I do only makes sense to me alone. In other words, I consider dressing up as The Joker, wearing his signature colors along with black and being him a lifestyle. Here's a little bit of useless information for ya, I can actually do a very descent Joker voice. In fact, I used my Joker voice to get Harley to fall in love with me when we first met and afterwards while we dated I would just keep on using the voice whenever I was around her just for fun and so I could torture her for my own amusement, HAHAHA!!!
Do I love Batman too? Well, no duh!!! HAHAHA!!! Of course I'm obsessed with The Dark Knight as much as I'm obsessed with The Clown Prince Of Crime. In fact, that is when my obsession began. If you're wondering, then yes I wear Batman's signature colors along with Batman shirts and accessories. I even have a Bat symbol as a tattoo on my left arm. Do ya wanna know something funny? My personal psychiatrist Dr. Quinzel analyzed yours truly and she came up with the following diagnosis and her words were that I am a walking yin-yang, a very complex and misunderstood individual with dual personalities filled with so many contradictions, someone who is both good and evil, and who embodies both darkness and light.
Do I have other passions besides from Batman and The Joker? Well, yeah, I sure do! Like I said I'm a very complex individual, and my other passions include; Music, Horror movies, pro-wrestling, Philadelphia Eagles, writing, and reading.
Just to let ya know, just because I'm very passionate about Batman and The Joker does not mean I will love them more than my friends, close friends and the very unlucky lady that ends up with me. It boggles my mind that I gotta point that out on a dating site like this, but there's a funny reason why and would ya like to know what that reason is? HAHA, of course ya do. As a joke I said to Harley, that I love Batman and The Joker more than her and it was clearly a harmless joke but she overreacted, she got angry with me and that is one of the reasons why she released me from my leash. Yeah, I know, ain't that stupid and funny right, it sure is to me, HAHA!!
I know what you're thinking, of all the mentally broken and unstable characters in fiction why did I chose to become The Joker? It takes more than just one bad day to reduce the sanest man to lunacy. Take yours truly for example, my grandmother who was very close to me passed away back in 2021 and that marked the beginning of my descent into madness. Then in 2023 I was suddenly fired from my job as an sales associate from a department store. I was left unemployed with no sense of direction and no clue what to do next. Because of that I sank deeper into madness. Then the final straw was when my Father passed away back in October 9th, 2024. The moment my Father passed away, it was as if a part of me died along with him too. Long story short, I became The Joker all because people told me I really should get over my Father's death and I should smile more. So, in a way, being The Joker is my way of coping.
