Ding dong, hello there, Joker here!! Yes, that's right kiddies, your good 'ol uncle J, the Clown Prince Of Crime himself has returned to Altscene!! Why? It's because, the apple of my eye, my pumpkin pie, who was supposed to be my life-long partner in crime, my dear Harley Quinn that I have been with since last November has let this clown off of his leash and this clown is officially free from the shackles of love that was completely dragging me down!! Why does that mean? It means that I am free at last, completely free to do whatever I want!!! And no one, no superhero in tights and no Batman can stop meh!! As for Harley, she's gone, history, and completely dead to me! Am I really The Joker himself? Long story short, last year I was experiencing what some people would call a rock bottom life changing experience. After my Father passed away, I wanted to die with him and by that I mean that I wanted to kill myself. Then lo and behold a figure dressed in a white suit with a smiling face reached out his hand for mines, he pulled me out of the water that I was drowning in and he said to me, "Madness is the key to success!" We bonded and afterwards I just stopped caring what other people said or thought and I haven't stopped smiling nor have I stopped laughing ever since, HAHAHA!! So the moral of my story, is put on a happy face and keep on smiling!!!