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IHATEMARMITE

41 - Straight

West Midlands, United Kingdom

Jan 17, 2021 00:32

Gene Wilder said it best. A little madness now and then is cherished by the wisest men.

Full time Engineer

I'm not your average guy. I'm tall, handsome, charming and debanare, also hilarious! The perfect gentleman to bring home to your parents!
I guarantee I'd give you a run for your money in Mario kart!

Likes:
Film
Tattoos
Steampunk
Castles

Hates:
Cheap ham
(This is a big No-No if we are going on a picnic first date and you're bringing the butties)

You should contact me if ANY of these below:
You "get" humour by text (very hard)
Know what an octothorpe is (clue #)
Text speak, is not your first language
Your not a stereotype
Use sarcasm everyday
Like the snow but hate the cold
Have dice with more than 6 sides
Wear tattoos with pride
Laugh out loud at your own jokes
You never use the wrong meme
Or copypasta

Peace out

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