Artist. Comic. Gothic instigator. By day I spread Hate Crime Awareness and pretend to be sensible; by night I’m a neurospicy, emotionally switched-on, kink-positive perky goth who’ll paint you, flirt shamelessly, steal your chips, and make you laugh until you forget you were trying to be cool. Cat dad to Loki, Skelly & Slash, father of three grown humans, music obsessive (house to trad goth), equally at home at a Shelley’s Laserdome reunion or pressed close at a March Violets gig. I perform stand-up as The Goth Father and I’m looking for chemistry that’s bold, affectionate, slightly sinful, and definitely mutual. Your mum won’t approve. I’m not here to behave.