(Set the bar super low, and I’ll never fail to meet it. But seriously, let’s keep expectations in check. We’re operating on about a 0.01% chance this conversation produces anything remotely worthwhile.)
Astro: Sun Virgo, Rising Virgo, Moon Sagittarius Numerology: Life Path 1, Destiny 7, Soul Urge 9
Enneagram: 4w3 / 4-6-9
MBTI: INFP-T
Spiritual Views: I identify to a large extent with Paganism, Mystic Christianity and Taoism
Political Views: Absolute Monarchy (with Myself as the Sovereign Emperor of Earth—All in jest)
Music Taste: I’m mostly into Metal and it’s diverse variants (Thrash, Death, Groove, Industrial, Hair, Nü) although I like some Emo and Goth stuff. But I’m really a freak when it comes to music. My playlist might have you listening to Slayer one minute, Avril Lavigne the next, then Tupac. I can resonate with a multitude of different personality types — thus I find value in many eclectic forms of creativity.
Interests: World history, anthropology, archaeology/paleontology/geology, motorcycles, animals, architecture that evokes feelings of eeriness or the supernatural, horror/science fiction movies. I write riffs on guitar and compose lyrics solely for my own creative outlet, not in collaboration with a band. I seldom play video games at this point in my life but I have a soft spot for some of the classics from the Sega Genesis, Super Nintendo, and PlayStation 2 consoles. As far as more contemporary/online games go, when I do play, I like Grand Theft Auto, Call Of Duty and the Battlefield series. I used to really enjoy zombie games too (Left 4 Dead especially, not so much Resident Evil.)
Ancestry DNA:
𝗘𝗻𝗴𝗹𝗮𝗻𝗱 & 𝗡𝗼𝗿𝘁𝗵𝘄𝗲𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗿𝗻 𝗘𝘂𝗿𝗼𝗽𝗲 𝟰𝟱% (Make passive-aggressive comments with elegance.)
𝐆𝐞𝐫𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐢c 𝐄𝐮𝐫𝐨𝐩𝐞 𝟏𝟕% (Means I overthink everything…including this bio.)
𝐒𝐜𝐨𝐭𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝟏𝟕% (Explains why I have a permanent grudge… against literally everything.)
𝗦𝘄𝗲𝗱𝗲𝗻 & 𝗗𝗲𝗻𝗺𝗮𝗿𝗸 𝟭𝟰% (Apparently my ancestors got R’d by Vikings at some point… thanks for the trauma and the cool Nordic jawline, I guess.)
𝐈𝐫𝐞𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝟑% (Just enough Irish to cry while drunk and call it poetry.)
𝐄𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐧 𝐄𝐮𝐫𝐨𝐩𝐞 & 𝐑𝐮𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐚 𝟐% (Built to survive nuclear winter and trust no one.)
𝗣𝗼𝗿𝘁𝘂𝗴𝗮𝗹 𝟮% (Tiny in DNA, huge in romance.)
Personality:
I embody a complex mix of humor, playfulness, seriousness, darkness, anger and sadness. There’s no way to describe my personality. My astrological sun and moon signs are very diverse, so I blame my personality conflict on that. I can be funny in a morbid or a wholesome way. It seems I have a way of bringing out laughter in people, no matter who they are. I have the heart of Martin Luther King and the brain of Adolph Hittler (⬅️ apparently if I type that name out correctly, it’ll freeze my account for a day, so I’m leaving it misspelled.) I’m nicer than most people. But paradoxically, probably even more hateful than most at the same time — it doesn’t make sense. I can’t promise you’ll like me, but you’ll definitely be intrigued. I can lift others’ spirits with ease, even in their darkest moments, yet cheering myself up often proves a more elusive quest. There’s an understanding of human anguish that runs through me, and I frequently find myself articulating just what people need to hear to feel better. But I absorb the energy of others, which necessitates that I often keep my distance from people.
Bio:
Growing up in rural Kansas, I was a bit of a country boy. My grandparents owned land with horses and cattle. My dad took me hunting and fishing, but I wasn’t too fond of it. Instead, I enjoyed exploring for rocks, crystals, fossils and catching crawdads, minnows, turtles, and lizards by hand. My parents listened to Metallica and other rock bands from the 1980s, my older brother was into Nü-Metal, which shaped my musical tastes. As I entered my teenage years and faced challenges, my preferences became more intense. I have kind of a unique identity. I always joke that I’m a Satanic Redneck. I’m not really Satanic though. I did have a phase where I experimented numerous times (and got scared tf out of) practicing black magic. I have a slight accent. And I wear cowboy boots — in a cool, understated way, though. I don’t tuck my jeans into the shafts lol; I wear the boots underneath my pant legs. They actually look very similar to the pointy Victorian-style footwear that goths sometimes don. I have some expensive authentic python boots I’m quite proud of. Going back to my youth. After enduring the destructive influence of a narcissistic and abusive father grappling with substance addiction, I found myself placed into the foster care system at the age of 13, where I remained until I was 18 years old. I was in about 11 different placements total; ranging from juvenile detention centers, boys home facilities, to foster homes. I’ve battled depression and social anxiety most of life and I’m finally starting to turn my life around after many years of being lost. I’m still licking my wounds but I am financially self-sufficient. I don’t mention my hardships to solicit anyone’s pity, just a heads up that I’ve lived a difficult life and have some psychological scars. The isolation I experienced during my time in institutionalization made me dismally asocial upon my release. I only engage in social interactions to the extent that I have to in order to get by in the world. I like to go outdoors and do fun things just not with a bunch of strangers. I’d prefer to only interact with people I genuinely like if I could always have it my way. If you are seeking a partner to impress your friends or frequently introduce to family gatherings, I may not be the ideal choice. Of course I would be willing to meet them at some point, just don’t expect it to be a regular thing.
Ensure unambiguous understanding:
If I compliment you or heart one of your photos, and you don’t respond with a reciprocal gesture, I’ll consider our interaction platonic. To avoid misinterpretation, you’ll need to clarify mutual interest.
No playerettes:
A person with a huge ego is a red flag. When you can tell they’re much more into themselves and not so much into you. I stop talking to women when I suspect they’re gonna make me do 100% of the work to keep the conversation alive, or if they seem like they got a plethora of other dudes they’re actively talking to (whom they’re likely to try and maintain as potential side options even after we’ve established a connection), or if I can tell they’ll have no consideration for my feelings if things were to get serious. I don’t mind a woman who takes pride in herself or has a strong independent spirit. But excessive arrogance, lack of empathy and disloyalty are unattractive traits. If we establish something meaningful, you won’t find someone more honorable and respectful than me but I anticipate receiving the same level of respect in return. I adhere to a monogamous lifestyle and have a strong disinclination towards polyamory btw. If you were a stripper in your past or something, that’s not necessarily a deal breaker, provided that you treat me with respect and do not flaunt it or expect us to participate in polyamorous hookups. Your past choices don't define our potential romance. What matters most is our alignment on values and boundaries in the present.
Not interested in becoming your fanboy:
Certain women apparently utilize dating platforms to gather male followers, subsequently directing them to their Instagram or other social media platforms where they seek additional engagement and admiration. I have experienced this firsthand, as some women have approached me with the proposition of friendship while encouraging me to follow their business page lol. In other cases, it was their personal page but I could tell they’re the type who use sites like Instagram as a narcissistic shrine to themselves — just to have people gloat over their pictures. Their underlying motive was to initiate a connection only to later withdraw from any further sincere interaction once they had secured my attention. It appears some women are attempting to cultivate a fanbase rather than pursuing genuine connections. Many suckers unwittingly become infatuated admirers, constantly circulating their social media pages, providing them with unreciprocated likes and attention. I’m not gonna be just another thumbnail image on your friends list that merely serves to boost your self-esteem. Only hit me up if your intentions are earnest. And if your primary goal is to seek friendships, it may be more appropriate to explore platforms specifically designed for that purpose rather than a dating site. Not tryin’ to be rude, hon.
I’m straight:
I often receive compliments from gay dudes followed by the question, “Are you sure you’re straight?” I am quite certain of my heterosexuality. Thank you for your kind words, nonetheless. Also, I respect all individuals who show me respect, including trans-women; however, I am attracted exclusively to biological females. No offense intended.
I Don’t Accept Friend Requests:
They’re kinda pointless. If you wish to connect as friends, feel free to reach out directly.
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“People that dress alternative when they have conservative views are called posers”
^ This has become a popular talking point. But my counter argument is — the political goalposts have been moved so far left that if you’re not a hyper-progressive on every issue, you get labeled a conservative. Look at Peter Steele from Type O Negative, Joey Ramone, and even James Hetfield — none of them exactly align with the modern left-wing orthodoxy, yet they were undeniably authentic products of their subcultures. Metal especially has always had a streak of individualism and personal freedom under all that distortion. The genre’s roots are full of skepticism toward authority — *any* authority — whether political, religious, or cultural. Aaron Lewis is another good example (I love his music [with Staind, not his Country s**t], but he is kind of a douche.)
The “poser” accusation often comes from a shallow, aesthetic-based understanding of subculture — as if looking alternative automatically means subscribing to a rigid political checklist. But historically, subcultures like punk, goth, and metal weren’t about uniform politics; they were about rejecting conformity — **including ideological conformity**.
Dressing in an alternative way while holding moderate or even conservative beliefs doesn’t make someone a poser — it makes them complex. If anything, **holding your ground when everyone around you expects conformity is about as metal or punk as it gets**.
And let’s not forget — a lot of goth aesthetics draw from traditionally right-leaning sources, like Catholic rosaries and Victorian-era fashion. The Victorian period (roughly 1837–1901) was socially conservative by modern standards — strict gender roles, modesty, moral codes, etc. And rosaries are obviously tied to a conservative, hierarchical religious tradition.
Just reading this probably makes some people assume I’m a hardcore right-winger — but that’s not the case. I’m not against social safety nets, and I don’t have any issue with gay people. I *am* skeptical of open-border policies, though, since they can enable human tr*fficking and dr*g sm*ggling (we need to balance empathy with practicality.) I also think abortion methods could be made more humane, and no — I’m not vegan. The human body needs things like vitamin B12 and animal fats; sure, you can get synthetic substitutes, but I’d rather eat the way nature designed humans to. I wasn’t a fan of Charlie Kirk (I found him pretty damn annoying and wrong on a some topics actually), but I still felt bad when I heard he passed.
I get that some topics are sensitive, but people need to learn how to handle differing opinions without losing their minds over them.
Honestly, if reading this pisses you off, you probably don’t have the intuition to really understand me. I do hold some right-leaning views, but I also respect plenty of leftist ideas — even some from Karl Marx. I literally can’t watch Fox News or most right-wing commentators without getting irritated — a lot of conservatives lack compassion and have some real blindspots. But honestly, liberals are just as clueless on certain key issues. So if that outlook leaves me alienated, then so be it. I don’t let Christians/Satanists/Conservatives/Liberals tell me how to think. I filter out the nonsense from all sides and synthesize what actually makes sense to me.
I’ve actually met some right-leaning chicks on here in the past—I’ve found them to be intelligent, but cold.
The left-leaning women I’ve talked to on here? Generally nicer, but I don’t respect their insistence that I agree with everything they say.
Here’s the thing — I don’t actually give a f**k what your views are. What bothers me is that some women care about mine. So I’m putting this out there now: you could disagree with me on every political or spiritual belief I have, and if there’s still a real connection, I’d still want to be with you. But apparently, no one else thinks that way anymore. Everybody wants to live in the ’80s, ’90s, or early 2000s again, but no one actually wants to embody the down-to-earth attitude people had back then.
