“Certified UK‑based gremlin: collects old books, befriends animals, and occasionally psychoanalyses pigeons for fun."
Meet My Sister: The Chaos Gremlin You Didn’t Know You Needed
I’m writing this because my short and chubby Neurodivergent chaos gremlin of a sister is too busy lifting weights, analysing strangers’ body language, and arguing about NFL stats to bother. They’re one of the lads, not at all “girly,” and honestly, they’re the kind of person who’ll happily smash a gym session, then spend the evening ranting about obscure history facts over a pint.
Interests (aka: things they’ll talk your ear off about)
Psychology & body language (yes, she is reading your micro‑expressions right now)
Art & history (expect random trivia mid‑conversation)
NFL (Chiefs fan all the way)
Photography & animals (half their photos are birds and squirrels, the other half are “accidental masterpieces”)
Music & movies (eclectic taste, strong opinions)
Weightlifting & the outdoors (tiny but mighty, like a gremlin with dumbbells)
Old books (the smell of dusty pages is basically her cologne)
⚠️ Warning Labels
May spontaneously quote obscure history facts
Easily distracted by dogs, cats, or basically anything with fur or feathers
Will psychoanalyse your text messages for sport
Prone to starting “quick chats” that last three hours
Small but capable of bench‑pressing your ego
What She's After
Friends only. UK only. If you’re up for:
Random adventures
Meme exchanges
Pub garden debates about movies, music, or whether squirrels are plotting against us
Or just hanging out with a certified chaos gremlin
…then congratulations, you’ve found your new favourite mate.
As written by the older brother on behalf of Sol.
