First and foremost, I love dogs. I love animals but especially dogs. I'm also a metalhead, though my taste in music is very eclectic. I love horror. Horror movies, shows, books, comics, video games. It's just about the only thing I watch or entertain myself with nowadays. I love antiquing and going to breweries, going to some orchards, hiking. I'm very easy going and adaptable. I have a dry, sarcastic sense of humor though I will try to make any joke work so get ready for an occasional long joke that makes no sense or a dad pun. I'm an open book, in fact I can become a bit of a chatty Kathy.
I'm looking for someone who will reciprocate, communicate, prioritize us as I will. Someone I can marathon horror with. Talk about everything and nothing while drinking coffee and listening to music. Go on adventures with, go to orchards or abandoned places or go for walks to nowhere. Someone I can share all the things I love with and experience all the things they love. I want a best friend. I also want someone who is sassy and bratty but also a good girl. It's tough to explain. I guess you have to be in the know to know you know? You'll know if I'm the right one for you if you find my messed up taste in memes funny. You get my references and quotes. You throw memes, quotes and references back at me. You know what Bride of ReAnimator is, there's a character I'm in love with from that. If you know about yourself. Really know. You know how your arousal works. You know how sensitive/numb your accelerators and brakes are. You know how to build and support a context that's best for you. If you're opened minded. You listen to the devil's music. If you're a nerdy weirdo. I'm trying to build a life with someone and I want to make it weird.
As mentioned before, I want dogs. I also want children. I should also mention that I prescribe to the parental philosophy that the parents prioritize themselves and their marriage above everything, including the children. I'm not saying it's the right way, it's the way for me. I'm not much of a spiritual person but I try to be opened minded. I'm not a church every Sunday kinda person, to put it a different way. I'm comfortable being the planner but if you'd prefer to drive then that's fine too. I respond very well to physical touch, words of affirmation and quality time. Receiving gifts can stress me out and acts of service can make me uncomfortable.
