I'm looking for something real, so don't immediately request a video call or try to shift off-site until we know each other. No, I do not have mobile apps and I don't want them either. I use email or G**gle Chat only.
Definitely not interested in bisexual dwarf hairdressers, broke vegetarian models, worn out tattooed p0rn stars, trans-sisters, women looking for a hookup, instant families or anyone with a fake profile. If I wanted to talk to dingbats there are plenty of other places I could be.
And unless you live in Australia you had better be rich and famous, or really madly in love. Preferably both.
