Updated May 2025.
f**ktoseIntolerant.
The severe condition of being completely unable to tolerate other people's bulls**t.
I'm NO longer dating. If you're interested in me, I need a 100 word essay on how you will not waste my time.
I am looking for.
Real intentions, authenticity, boldness, fire and commitment, mutual respect, curiosity, loyalty, chemistry, honesty, compassion.
Flirty comebacks, morals and principles, spontaneity, crazy and awesome adventures, kindness, unconditional love, and someone who's as affectionate as I am.
The second half of my army of two, someone who's willing to put in time and real effort, someone to have fun and be goofy with, but also stand by me through the serious and real s**t.
With that all that said, I'm not looking to have my own kids.
Even though they'd be total badass, hardened to endure anything.
I have no desire to fit in, no plans to walk with the crowd.
I have my own mind, heart and soul.
I am me and it has taken me years to realize how important that is.
I like silence, for I have learned that not everyone who listens to you,
can understand your soul.
I'm not very shallow, but I am picky and care about depth, how you carry yourself, and if you have your heart in the right place.
You can be extremely attractive and hot, good looking or whatever else, but all that means nothing if you have the personality of cardboard.
More importantly, I'd rather you impress me with clothes on and not without, before anything else.
Also, I love dogs and I eventually want to have my own again, at some point. So, you do need to be okay with dogs, that's a dealbreaker.
People think that intimacy is about sleeping together.
My idea of intimacy is truth. When you realize you can tell someone your pain, past and, trauma.
When you can show yourself to them, stand in front of them, and their response is, "You're safe with me".
That's the intimacy I crave.
I am not interested in anything else, other than a exclusive relationship, but that doesn't mean building a good friendly foundation, isn't out of the question.
You will always be a priority if I like you and I do expect it to be a 2-way street, but I will never ask to be the only priority in your life.
And I will stay true to that or else you may ask the Devil to kick the s**t out of me.
I am down for long-distance or relocating, if that spark and the vibes are there, and if all the pieces fall into place.
If I fall for you, I will be your ride or die. 🖤
