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i'm just a guy looking for his Tiffany Valentine, his Cruella, my very own Blair Waldorf so if you think you got what it takes drop me a line

some things about me a.k.a red flags:

apparently I'm volatile, self-obsessed, and don't play well with others

textbook...narcissism??! ...agreed?

huge ego... according to some ppl

dark/ironic sense of humor...is everything a joke to me? funny things are!

i nickname everybody so don't take it personal

ask about my boyfriend discounts

my pronouns are they/was and ass/hole but don't tell me your pronouns, tell me your adjectives
also i identify as a white straight male lesbian so you gotta respect me and be nice to me

they say nice guys finish last, well i'm tired of finishing last

don't take my red flags seriously