i'm just a guy looking for his Tiffany Valentine, his Cruella, so if you think you got what it takes drop me a line
some things about me a.k.a red flags:
apparently I'm volatile, self-obsessed, and don't play well with others
textbook...narcissism??! ...agreed?
huge ego... according to some ppl
dark/ironic sense of humor...is everything a joke to me? funny things are!
i nickname everybody so don't take it personal
ask about my good stuff, not everything about me is bad
don't tell me your pronouns, tell me your adjectives
Mr Darth, you no have no more Windex on Star Destroyer
