i'm just a guy looking for his Tiffany Valentine, his Cruella, my very own Blair Waldorf so if you think you got what it takes drop me a line
some things about me a.k.a red flags:
apparently I'm volatile, self-obsessed, and don't play well with others
textbook...narcissism??! ...agreed?
huge ego... according to some ppl
dark/ironic sense of humor...is everything a joke to me? funny things are!
i nickname everybody so don't take it personal
ask about my good stuff, not everything about me is bad
my pronouns are they/was and ass/hole but don't tell me your pronouns, tell me your adjectives
i identify as a white straight male lesbian so you gotta respect me and be nice to me
you know you love me
xoxo Gossip Boy
