hello.
London-based maniac seeks fresh victims.
Intelligence, good humour, insight, empathy, sarcasm and a refusal to take offence are all qualities I look for. Usually in the cheese aisle in Tescos, which may be where I'm going wrong. Don't worry if you experience mild bewilderment at this point, You're supposed to.
I have several million pounds* and am regularly greeted in new cities by large crowds who all come down to look at the freak, and point. Sadly I have yet to be paid for this service, and the freak always runs away and I have to catch him and put him back in the sack.
the crap jokes will stop now.
seeking cool laydeez with a bit of wit, intelligence and charm and open minds for good times in moshpits, squat parties, total wilderness, the worlds finest tattoo shops and everywhere counterculture. Or sometimes at home chilling and watching obscure films.
stuff I like - the works of master tattooists, piercings, punk, metal, folk, dub, '60's & '70's psychedelic rock, industrial, crazy underground animation, gritty drama, comedy like Nighty Night, League of Gentlemen, Flight Of The Conchords, Brass Eye, making music, my long-ass dreads, my life.
Compassion, empathy, honesty, loyalty, authenticity, independence, respectfulness.are all qualities I strive to live up to and seek in others.
so, you know, hit me up if all that sounds good, I don't bite, well not on a first date anyway.
*As if
