** FOR SALE *** FREE TO GOOD HOME**
One Man. House Trained & Self Sufficient.
100% Drama & Rust Free!
Would Make Perfect Starter Husband/ Boyfriend/Personal Clown/Foot Stool
Due To University Training Man Can Now Be Set Small Menial Tasks!
This Particular Model Is Pre-Programmed For:
- Global Festivals
- Adventures
- Takeout In Bed
- Awesometastic Music
Man Comes With A House For Shenanigans,
1 Car For Adventuring, & 1 Dog for Uzzuzuuzzz
*Cat Optional....
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*WIN A FREE PEN!* π±π₯³
