Salutations Earthlings.
I have come to your planet to bring darkness and s*xiness back into your tepid music scene.
I am from the planet Human Fly where we worship our great lords The Cramps as well as the prophets Bauhaus, Banshees and She Wants Revenge.
All praise the Smell Of Female!
We dispense righteous vengeance on anyone wearing joggers, crocs or designer logo T-Shirts that they actually bought down the market for a fiver. We will crush their tiny minds. The same will happen to all who watch soap operas or wear the colour beige.
As for the rest of you, buck your ideas up! Especially you men!
I will be accepting a few selected Earthlings aboard my massive rocket for a party on my planet. s*xy fishnet wearing women may apply by messaging me on this site.
That is all.
