MAYLANE

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London, United Kingdom

May 8, 2021 15:06

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Very intelligent,tall, thin, pale,sick looking.Peter Perrett,Julian cope,Richard Butler,Ian Mculloch,Nick Kent type.Writer.Like the stooges,the velvet underground,minutemen,Will Oldham,Royal Trux,early Fall.I'm a loner by nature,which is maybe why I'm pretty picky.I'm a very specific physical type,so you'll either have no interest or think I'm nice.So I'm choosy,cos I know most people won't be interested.Tattoos bore me,likewise piercings,tho' eyebrow rings are cute.My physical ideal is Uma Thurman,I have a strange adoration for dyed orange hair and love American girls cos they can drink and drug you under the table without losing an ounce of femininity.Politically I'm a Situationist.Really,I expect one in every 250,000 people to have any interest cos I know what I like any there ain't many of you.Christ,how many of you read books that aren't about vampires.No,really,I'm very kind.I love my cats.I'm a recluse but I will devote myself to you.My last long term relationship was with a girl who Michael Thing from INXS dumped Helena Christensen for.So somehow,despite my social inadequacy I was loved by a girl who turned down Brad Pitt.Like I say,if you like skinny boys who look like heroin addicts and you're as smart as you are beautiful and you don't like Coldplay...

Very intelligent,tall, thin, pale,sick looking.Peter Perrett,Julian cope,Richard Butler,Ian Mculloch,Nick Kent type.Writer.Like the stooges,the velvet underground,minutemen,Will Oldham,Royal Trux,early Fall.I'm a loner by nature,which is maybe why I'm pretty picky.I'm a very specific physical type,so you'll either have no interest or think I'm nice.So I'm choosy,cos I know most people won't be interested.Tattoos bore me,likewise piercings,tho' eyebrow rings are cute.My physical ideal is Uma Thurman,I have a strange adoration for dyed orange hair and love American girls cos they can drink and drug you under the table without losing an ounce of femininity.Politically I'm a Situationist.Really,I expect one in every 250,000 people to have any interest cos I know what I like any there ain't many of you.Christ,how many of you read books that aren't about vampires.No,really,I'm very kind.I love my cats.I'm a recluse but I will devote myself to you.My last long term relationship was with a girl who Michael Thing from INXS dumped Helena Christensen for.So somehow,despite my social inadequacy I was loved by a girl who turned down Brad Pitt.Like I say,if you like skinny boys who look like heroin addicts and you're as smart as you are beautiful and you don't like Coldplay...

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