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MYMZIEY

46 - Straight

Illinois, United States

May 5, 2024 20:11

I'm a diplomatic straight shooter, so i'll tell you like it is, but I’ll make you laugh about it.

I’m a progressive liberal, if you’re moderate or conservative we will not work.

I'm looking for my best friend, the Gomez to my Morticia. I'm looking for interesting conversations and great cups of coffee or tea or hot chocolate or maybe a glass of Guinness or a white russian

I am a nerd and a geek in varying degrees about different things.

I am a fierce bleeding heart, I used to foster cats, I don’t currently have any fur babies but this is temporary

I have a dry sense of humor...we are talking "Sahara desert anyone" dry. I like a sharp wit, and good conversation. I've been known to say things like "wow your brain is s*xy"
I am demisexual so I need to connect with people before I find them attractive

I'm an artist and I have an odd perspective on life, really I’m 3 cartoon ferrets that found a flesh body to pilot.

I have adhd

I am serious about a great many things, myself is not included in that list. I occasionally speak in cat or elephant because sometimes you run out of words

I love rainy days, I love the snow, im addicted to the idea of coffee....the smell, the taste, the essence of coffee makes me happy.

I believe in tomorrows, I believe in serendipity and synchronicity

I believe in grace. I love zombies and werewolfs but vampires are pretty meh

I like the antiheros....I hate superman, I'm a fan of wolverine, hellboy, tankgirl and the max

I love penguins, an awkward animal on land but you put them in water and they fly.

I love words, and language and typography, and books and stories I am a bibliophile

Im a Fluffygirl with curves, words used to describe me are fluffy, chubby, curvy, thick, squishy, I'm active, I like to work out, I try to eat healthy, i am on my own journey toward being healthy, but having said that I will always be a fluffy girl with curves, and i'm beautiful, If you don't like curvy girls that's ok we are all attracted to what we are attracted to, but I'm blunt and upfront; if you aren't a fan of curvy girls, we might make good friends, but I'm looking for someone who loves me for me. Who thinks I’m amazing

I am straight forward, hilarious, and energetic, Im the blunt edge of a sword

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