I’m a 400 year old vampire that’s too old for this modern dating shenanigans. I don’t know why I’m putting myself through this once again, but here we are 🤦🏻♀️🤷🏻♀️
If you’re just here to send abuse, don’t bother 🤷🏻♀️ I won’t tolerate it. I have a chronic illness and I’ve been to hell and back (several times) I live with 24/7 pain and my f**ks meter is maxed out (I’m lovely really, I just don’t tolerate idiots, I’ve delt with many 🙈)
Cat servant, dog lover, pansexual, spoonie, true crime & horror lover. A couple of tattoos, dark sense of humour. I come with my own personalised trauma and blue badge 👌🏼
I’m and “artist’ I make ‘fake’ cake bags & accessories that people want to eat and I destroy their hopes when they find out it’s glue 🤷🏻♀️
No under 30’s means, please for the love of Satan no one under 30!! 👌🏻
