Veteran comedian of 26 years, antique book collector, artist with a mixed music taste, who is Neurodivergent and excellent at pattern recognition (meaning I know who stalks my profile 😏) and has a brilliant BS detector.
My hobbies include not going to parties, avoiding small talk, and cherishing my personal space. I also enjoy long walks alone on the beach and solo movie nights.
My ideal date would be you at your place and me at mine, communicating through carrier pigeons or smoke signals. If that's too intimate, we can always just not meet at all.
Disclaimer: I won't be interested in anyone who:
• Is under 38
• Not in the UK
• Has no picture
• Those who ghost because their maturity levels are low. Remember: Just because “everyone's doing it” doesn't make it okay.
