GONG XI f**k CAI ๐ฉ โผ๏ธ IT'S THE YEAR OF THE ๐ DRAGON ๐ You know what that means you qipao s**tS ๐ ๐ Its time to show AHGONG ๐ฒ๐ป ๐ฒ๐ป ๐ด๐ป ๐ด๐ป your PHATTEST oranges ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ And get some THICC HONGBAOS ใ๏ธ ๐ฐ ๐ต โผ๏ธ Get your love letters ๐ ๐ ready for some of your ๅคงๅฅ's BIG ่ๅนฒ ๐ ๐ฅ ๐ฅ ๐ ๐ and text your closest c**kcubines ๐ฑ ๐ฑ ๐๐ป ๐๐ป to come visiting ๐ ๐ฆ ๐ ๐ฆ ๐ ๐ฆ Send this to 8๏ธโฃ 8๏ธโฃ of your most SUPERSTITIOUS s**tS ๐งง ๐งง ๐ ๐ and get a s*xy LION DANCE ๐ฒ ๐ฒ ๐๐ป ๐๐ป this CNY โผ๏ธโผ๏ธโผ๏ธif you get 0๏ธโฃ - 3๏ธโฃ of these back, you will get fcking โ๏ธ PLOWED ๐ by that BIG ๐ FAT DCKKKK!!! ๐งจ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐๐ โฉ๏ธ ๐ฆ and get ready to be f**king like a rabbit ๐๐ป ๐๐ป ๐๐ป ๐ฐ ๐ซ perform DOGGY STYLE ? ๐ถ ๐ฐ ? to get more HONGBAOS ๐๐ป ๐งง๐งง Send this to 8๏ธโฃ 8๏ธโฃ of your most SUPERSTITIOUS s**tS ๐งง๐งง๐ ๐ and get a s*xy LION DANCE ๐ฒ ๐ฒ ๐๐ป ๐๐ป this CNY โผ๏ธโผ๏ธโผ๏ธif you get 0๏ธโฃ - 3๏ธโฃ of these back, you won't get to enjoy any of that ๅคง่ๅนฒ If you get 4๏ธโฃ - 7๏ธโฃ of thse back ur ๅนดๅนดๆ ๐๐ป ๐๐ป ๐ ๐ ๐ฆ๐ฉ ๐ฆ ๐ฉ If you get more than 8๏ธโฃ back your flat chinese ass ๐ถ ๐ถ ๐ถ will be screaming HUAT AH tonight โจ๏ธ โจ๏ธ ๐ต ๐ต โผ๏ธ