I'll describe the way I feel
You're my new Achilles heel
Can the saviour be for real?
Or are you just my seventh seal?
No hesitation
No delay
You come on just like special K
Just like I swallowed half my stash
I never ever want to crash
Reasons to date me:
1. You'd be the hot one
2. I've got a cute dog
3. I've got my own place and my life MOSTLY together
Not really a "$16 c**ktail" kinda guy, more of a "$6 dive bar" kinda guy
I'm not going to lie, I'm really bad at Bios, but I'm an open book
