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5'8 160 lbs
I'm the bottom your parents warned you about
Have you always wanted to tame a bobcat? Do you have a craving for danger? Well, I'm slightly less dangerous than a ceiling fan - but I'm sure you'll find nothing as wild as my unhinged attempts to combat existential horrors with humor. It's also often very dry, so you're going to need something to wash that down. Chug a can of beans with me?
I love affectionate touch and snuggles, as well as being grabbed and thrown around a bit 😁
