Touch my inner smile
If I don’t respond to your messages straight away it’s either because I’m busy, I have a life and a job and things that require my attention more, your message was ‘hi, how are you?’ bland and I don’t have time for it or you just creeped me out, messaging me another 4 times after that isn’t gonna do anything but annoy me. Anyway….
After being single for what seems like an eternity (and my very beautiful friends suggestion towards this site) I’m ready for a Man to sweep me off my feet with romance, epic conversations and multiple orgasms. In no particular order, or maybe all 3 at once. I’m definitely searching for someone who can heighten my pleasure both mentally and physically and have me wanting to stay up all night and indulge. I’m very open about s*x and pretty much everything else! I want to meet someone authentic, who isn’t afraid to show off their version of weird.
Currently at a dating standstill, I’m forgetting what GOOD s*x feels like…I’m extremely experimental and love a Man that can actually wait for me to finish rather than me laying next to them and finishing myself off (yes that happened) I work full time, have my own place and have currently joined the gym and it’s become a pretty important part of my daily routine, don’t worry though the gym mirror selfies won’t be happening, I’ll keep the sweaty selfies for when we know each other better. I got lazy recently and wanna get back to being super s*xy and confident again.
I’m on IG el.arctic where you can see many selfies of me in dresses.
I am definitely a ‘girly girl’ on the outside, I love pretty things, my hair colour changes weekly, my dress collection is becoming obscene and I have more perfumes then I can count. But like most people I do have a definite dark side 😈 I’m down for whatever.
I love cooking/baking and will fill you up and rub your belly afterwards. I want someone to stroke my back/thighs while we watch scary stuff on TV, in winter those are perfect nights in. I love cute dates, spontaneous people make me happy, people with a strong work ethic, family orientated people, if you’re a Dad, being a good involved one also makes me swoon.
Live music, last minute trips, outdoors, pumpkin patches in October…need a travel buddy, snuggle buddy, lover, best friend and someone that can take the piss out of me with lots of epic s*x and intimacy thrown in for good measure. If you’ve read this far, you’re awesome. I LOVE HALLOWEEN! And already have my costume idea down for October.
I prefer meeting people in real life but after meeting a few f**k boys and emotionally unavailable Men and lazy bums on Tinder (yes, sad I know) so I’m on here to meet some cool people and see what happens. I’m in a good and happy place in my life right now and want someone to add to that and make the good things even better.
I make my own money, pay my own bills etc I’m very independent in that way so don’t worry about me being a gold digger, I prefer silver anyway.
I do have many tattoos and piercings but don’t tend to have them in all at once. My nipple piercings healed so if someone wants to come with me and hold my hand while I have them done again…I’d be grateful
Playing with my hair and stroking my back are none negotiable, I’ll do it back of course and feed you cake (homemade of course!)
As my Lord & Saviours ‘The Spice Girls’ once said
“I want a Man, not a Boy who thinks he can”
Peace & Love ❤️
