Hello everyone. Sensitive Indie goddess required. Apply within.
Come to a noisy gig with me in Leeds, I’d say The Fall but, well, you know…if you don’t, you’re gonna hear all about them soon enough!
Or maybe a peaceful walk in the countryside or the coast. Or a Park Run if you’re feeling up to it.
Watch my cats go mental in the garden.
Sympathise with me as my 14 yo daughter rolls her eyes again at a perfectly reasonable suggestion from me.
Watch an arty film with subtitles, or a brilliant cartoon without.
Please don’t:
Overuse the word ‘banter’,
Smoke,
Appreciate the Daily Mail,
Be massively religious,
Or whistle loudly in a supermarket,
and I’m yours.
Form an orderly queue, thank you. X
